Wait wait wait so you’re telling me
That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?
I’m still gunna check
AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE
ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE
I luv you!
I just tried putting honey on an emerging pimple, and overnight, that sucker disappeared.
Also put honey on a spot underneath my eye that felt like it was getting a sty. Bam, that asshole disappeared overnight too.