Also remember that the roads are shitty, so stop walking out in front of cars and bikes when they have the right of way, you fools! No guarantees they’ll be able to stop for your entitled ass (if they even attempt to).
I’d just like to take this moment to congratulate the BU Physics department on creating the world’s first completely frictionless surface. You go Glen Coco. Your placement on the other hand- somewhat lacking. Should’ve gotten the civil engineers involved.